Wahhhhhhhbrb weeping
I no longer have any reason to live.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am the only beard left..
Yea this is the suckiest thing EVER. EVER.
Patience ye fans of Darcy, I’m sure he’ll be back at some point. Hahaha.
Awww :( I liked his tumblr. Half naked pictures of him kind of made up for that time he saw me naked. We’re sort of even now.
We can only make it for the Friday, but whatever.. All the bands I am interested in play that day anyways..
Relapse Records booth, prepare yourselves. Buy ALL the merch!
Dexter, Iron Man, Darth Vader, and Jason Statham. We good.
Cal Lightman (Ooh yessss) Batman and Jason Statham. Will be too busy drooling to care about zombies.
Nancy, Doug Stanhope and Bender. Well, I might not survive long but it’ll be a hell of a party until we die.
Jack Bauer (fuck yes), Lebron James, and Vader.
YOU GON’ GET RAPED
Dexter, Iron Man, Darth Vader, and Jason Statham. We good.
Cal Lightman (Ooh yessss) Batman and Jason Statham. Will be too busy drooling to care about zombies.
Growing urge to punch my cousin Emmett right in the throat the next time I see him. God he’s awful.
YOU MEAN “YOU’RE”, NOT “YOUR” YOU HALFWIT!
This comes in handy so often:





